The Buttox of Myassa

LEGENDARY MYTHICAL BEAST SIGHTED AGAIN!!... more

by Jim Williams

Title

The Buttox of Myassa

Artist

Jim Williams

Medium

Photograph - Short Story

Description

LEGENDARY MYTHICAL BEAST SIGHTED AGAIN!!

An elusive unknown creature has been sighted again by a trustworthy source in the Myassa State Endangered Invasive Species Flora and Fauna Preserve. This is the sixth occurrence on consecutive Sundays, all around the playground at the 18th Professional Primitive Southern Baptist Congregational Assembly in Myassa which is squatting on the federal preserve. Evidence to substantiate the claim reportedly includes mysterious impressions resembling long ruts in the sand, broken twigs, an eery noise like strange organ music from nowhere, and a very strong odor. The witness described the creature as a hairy, hooved quadruped, at least twelve feet tall, with flashing red eyes, gigantic muscles, and impressively big behind. It is known locally as the "Butt Ox". Each time, two unknown men then approached him and he doesn't remember anything until he awakens in the hospital ER. He says he vaguely recalls being carried away in a bright white light and awakening surrounded by unrecognizable creatures with small white chins, big cranial capacities and eyes, and holding what appeared to be medical instruments. Then he passed out again.

So called "skeptics" say that the prints on the ground look more like children "dragging their feet" in the sand covering the churchyard playground. These pessimists opine that the broken twigs were "mulch" for the churchyard trees. These nabobs of negativism complained that the organ music was because "church was in session" and the odor was "perfume from the elderly ladies" in the congregation. The whiners claim that there is a squatter dairy pasture less than 50 feet away and that cattle can be seen there anytime. They want us to believe nothing is out of the ordinary. Is this a government conspiracy to hide the truth that giant bovine like creatures have been observing human life on Earth for hundreds of thousands, maybe millions or billions, of years?

The annoying nay-sayers also attempt to raise doubt because all six of the sightings have been by the same reputable witness, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear that some people might think that he's crazy. He said no matter what some people say, that the electroconvulsive therapy is working and it proves nothing that the nice male nurses with the hypodermic needle who were accompanying him to church didn't notice anything while watching the eye-witness play on the children's slide.

As always, we present a fair and balanced non editorialized factoid and truthiness based story and let the readers decide for themselves what is true and what are poisonous lies by printing both sides of a story, no matter how venomously cynical and slanderous those outside agitators are, even the ones who live here. Just another example of the failed Obama Administration.

More later.

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March 28th, 2015