Wanna Screw Greeting Card

5"

7"

 

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Single Card

$5.95 / Card

Pack of 10 Cards

$4.45 / Card

$5.95

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About Greeting Cards
 

Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 110 lb. paper stock.

 

Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish.

 

The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with a text message up to 500 characters in length.

 

The artist's name and the name of the image is printed on the back of each card along with the Fine Art America logo.

 

Cards can be ordered in a horizontal or vertical configuration.

 

Cards can be ordered with a white background or black background.

 

All greeting cards ship within one business day of the order date!

 

Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing and gift giving.

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About the Image

Wanna Screw by Chris Fifty-one

This painting was actually kicked out of our local Mayor's art show. They said it was too intense and suggestive for families. I said that they were a bunch of old stuffy conservative bitches and should not be involved in art if they are going to censor something as humorous and innocent as this painting. Needless to say, i never will enter another painting in their stupid show! They even changed my title to "Two Robots". Can you believe that? Bitches!

About the Artist - Chris Fifty-one

Chris Fifty-one

I am a tattoo artist from Springfield, (real home of the Simpson's) Oregon. Tattooing is my life and painting is my life's blood. I would describe my work as low-brow-illustrative; I basically like to take subjects from my childhood that are out of character that show a lot of emotion. I also like to paint pretty trees & flowers, in a twisted almost sinister manner. I have recently come out of the Star Trek closet to confirm that i am, and have always been Trekkie at heart. I own and operate Area 51 Tattoo with my wife, Bobbi Jo. I love life.

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