TEXAS TIM is the name, Art is my game
My designs deserve to hang in a frame
Been working hard, got something to prove
Within one year Iím gonna hang in the Louvre.
Rembrandt, Mary Cassatt, thatís where itís at.
Iím number one in the east, number one in the west
If you want a ďfast drawĒ they call me the best
Drawing faces is fun, I wouldnít call it labor
My drawing hand flies like a combat aviator.
Speed of light, out of sight.
Donít look for the bad, I only draw the good
The idea is to flatter like a good artist should
Live forever on paper, please have a seat
I interpret your face and make your image complete.
Sit a while, give me a smile.
A manís 12 inch nose, he looked like a fool
I shortened it to 8 so he wouldnít use it as a rule
He had a lovely lady, gleaming eyes like a jewel
Gave her long eyelashes, I donít draw cruel.
No double chins, everybody wins.
Went to paint in France, a place called Montmartre
Showed them this Texan really has heart
My lines were quick, my hand was a blur
I gave them an art lesson at Sacrť Coeur.
Oui, Oui, oh say can you see.
I drew square face Germans in old Berlin
Performed in the Beer Gardens and raked it in
My line is expressive, smooth and pure
In Germany Iím der furer of Caricature.
Sieg heil, with a smile.
In Italy my sketches got a great response
My pictures started another Renaissance
The Pope, he loved me and screamed for moí
Now I hang in the Vatican with Michaelangelo.
A virtuoso, now you know so.
Captured exotic eyes in Tokyo, Japan
They bowed to the best artist in the land
Folks lined up for a mile, they know whoís boss
Wanted my pictures no matter the cost.
Had a yen, to be my friend.
Rendered rosy cheeked children from Holland to Iraq
Belly dancers in Morocco and thatís a fact
Painted chapped lip Eskimos in the North Pole
Sketched Monks in Tibet and I found my soul.
Meditation and levitation.
I study you deeply and capture your features
From mice to lions no matter what kind of creatures
My pen draws eagles or whales in the ocean
My pictures truly create a joyous emotion.
Real tears, no fears.
Been around the world, Iíve sketched it all
Let me in New Orleans or there will be a brawl
Better be scared, you best beware
Iíve even kicked butt in Jackson Square.
The boss from Houston town, put Ďem all down.
When I draw you, weíll do it my way
Watch my pen dance in a lovely ballet
Just born with talent remember one thing
In the world of Caricature, I am the King!
Thank you so very much, I got the touch.
There ainít never been better, believe me itís true
Iím a creative genius and Iím humble too
My designs are classic and framed to last
Donít challenge my talent, líll kick your ass
Like a bulldozer, itĒs all over.
From the Woodlands to Alvin and all around town
Smile real pretty, I donít draw frowns
Iíll draw you with your family, Iíll draw you all alone
Houston is where ďThe KingĒ calls home.
Houston is for lovers, even in the summer.