Gluten Thrasher ... catchy, but it sort of hits hard, reminding you of scarry movies where there are slashers (I know, YOUR word is "thrasher", but it still suggests "slasher", chainsaw massacres, horror flicks with hot chicks, etc.) Would YOU buy an artwork titled Gluten Thrasher?(^__^)
I ... is too transparent (^__^), ... mercilessly so.
No Whey ... funny, but no way, for a similar reason as ... I ....
My current title, while accurate and descriptive is, unfortunately, predictably boring. Search engines might find the associated words helpful, but humans (especially art judges) prefer something a bit more rich.
Hydroweed ... is still my favorite so far. It's a little nerdy, but so am I.
Along this line, how about ... Hyperflora ... ?