Some of the more skeptical amongst us, would say that this is merely a shot of a rubber bendy alien, photographed through a transparent guitar slide.
The rest of us know that this is a document chronicling the upcoming alien escalation invasion!
The value of a photo like this, to our government, the governments of the world, and humanity in general, is inestimable. Priceless.
If only you could own a copy for just the price of an art print. That would be something special. That would be something to live for. If only...
You can! What a joyful day. Proof of the alien invasion you can hang in your own den, living room, clubhouse, treehouse, man cave, RV, just about anywhere where good taste sets the standards, at an affordable (more like irresistible) price.
How, how can you own such a historic document? Why, friend, just see the prices above, and order a print this very second.
Happiness achieved. Humanity saved.