John F's Bio bullet points:
- Born in Oslo, Norway during the summer of 84'
- Due to undisclosed circumstances, John was raised by a clan of Trolls within the deep dark forests surrounding Rade, Norway.
- As a child, John made jewelry out of seashells, twigs, pebbles and leaves. His trinkets proved to be very popular among his Troll clan companions.
- One day, during John's early teen years....a high ranking Troll clan member, "Gunnar" told John about his great-great cousin and ancient Troll leader,- "Steinar".
- John learned Steinar was forever immortalized in stone, under a bridge in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle, WA....(at the end of Troll street).
- When he learned Seattle was a Troll friendly city, (and most likely...