The Donalds is a photograph by Jim Williams which was uploaded on January 29th, 2016.
Title
The Donalds
Artist
Jim Williams
Medium
Photograph - Found Photo And Short Story
Description
THE DONALDS
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GOD Party photo:
From right to far right: Professor Donald Trump, Gov. Donald Bush, Dr. Donald Carson, Gov. Donald Christie, Sen. Donald Cruz, former HP CEO Donald Failiorina, Gov. Donald Huckabee, Sen. Donald Rubio, Sen. Donald Santorum, and, alone in the very back row looking bewildered, Sen. Rand Paul.
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Dateline Myassa: Faux O'Clock News, a service of Faux News Myassa, Channel Faux.
2016 Grand Old Dementors (GOD) Party Presidential Debate platform unreconstructed with faux by faux's cut from the farthest right branches of Red Oak.
Faux News moderators: Lyda Dzgoldynzscheyzes and Emanuella H. Kruiken-Feist.
In an extremely ill-advised attempt to bring the GOD Party's 2016 mixed messages to the backwoods, a 327th debate was hastily scheduled in Myassa, Florida. Despite all candidates getting lost circling the Ms. Maya Waye Orda Highway, The Lord High Sheriff Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI found them and, using the heavily armed and armored military personnel carriers donated by the Merkin Army post at Fort Myassa, subdued and dragged GOD's master debaters kicking and screaming to the Newly Renovated Santorum Ballroom in time for the debate. In deference to the candidates' threats to hold their collective breath until they turned blue and died, they were all placed stage right.
After the opening harangue by Donald Trump, who was standing stage farthest right, Sen. Donald Cruz walked in front of Trump to stand even farther stage right for his harangue. As each candidate harangued, they each positioned themselves farther to the right of the previous candidate and all had exited farther and farther far right until they had fallen off the stage. Donald Trump's position never faltered.
As the last man standing, Trump was asked the opening question by Lyda, who had Emanuella in a headlock to keep her away from the microphone and off camera. Although Trump didn't hear the question due to the noisy wrestling match in the moderators' booth, he presented a strong argument by calling the moderators boneheaded, ugly, stupid, bitches, sluts, hoes, bimbos, adulteraters, c*nts, manhaters, feministas, tw*ts, emasculating lezzies, commies, secret Moslems, jihadists, terrorists, c*ck candy, p*ssies, Obama's Lewinskys, ball busters, prostitutes, political correctioners, and in the final crescendo, liberals. He ended by declaring that, unlike with his daughter, he wouldn't bang either one of them. As he started to leave in an angry, self-righteous kerfluffle, he tripped, got both feet stuck in his mouth and toppled off the stage onto the rest of the candidates.
Brought to you by FAUX NEWS MYASSA.
MORE NEWS THAN YOU CAN BEAT TO DEATH WITH A STICK.
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Follow misadventures in Myassa, Florida and The Right Honorable Rantin N. Raven-Faux VI, Mayor of Myassa (''Where You're Past is Our Future''): http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/wacks-museum.html?tab=artworkgalleries&artworkgalleryid=536130
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January 29th, 2016
Comments (38)
Karen Adams
What a funny step back in history . . . the only way we should be going back in time is looking at old photos . . . let's hope we begin to progress instead of regress. . . . get the ducks out of the picture . . . and move forward with acceptance and compassion for everyone. Love how you make us think, Jim! . . .f/l
Hartmut Jager
Who's counting !? I take any opportunity to shine the spotlight on a certain dimly lit twittering Idiot ! :-)
Lyric Lucas
They are all quacked! :)
Jim Williams replied:
If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it's probably a Donald.
Dominique Fortier
This image speaks loud Jim! The description still louder. Extraordinary mind you have. l/f/t
Jim Williams replied:
Thank you very much, Dominique. Unlike most, this time the picture spurred the story.
Hartmut Jager
JIM, you have been time-traveling again - and provided us with an exclusive view on how The Donald will conduct the affairs of the mighty United States of America !
Jim Williams replied:
WELL, Hartmut! It's interesting how he's turning back time attempting to back out of saying the things he clearly said and were recorded. Of course, it's the press' fault because they recorded him verbatim. It doesn't matter how rich he is, he's still a loser in the human race. It's going to be hilarious watching the republicans in Congress try to actually run this country and control Trump rather than just bitching about Obama. As always, thanks, Hartmut.
Thomas Carroll
You could not make this stuff up! Flying only with a Right Wing..lol. You have a lot of material,Jim. Hey, don't you think Zeppo is owed an apology? At least he had a certain kind of lower class Class...and his fem fatales were rich.
Jim Williams replied:
Yeah, Zeppo definitely was the romantic lead. I don't remember him as funny at all.
Thomas Carroll
Do these characters have a serious ground game...or are they just flying Right to Far Right by the seat of their feathers? Reminds me of Duck Soup! They look like Groucho's glasses on the Big D...
Jim Williams replied:
I think they are finding it difficult to fly at all with only a right wing. This whole election seems to be a Marx brothers routine, with Trump playing a surly Groucho AND the womanizing Chico. He's so full of hot air that he could also be Zeppo. Plus, he harps about everything. Maybe his daughter is Gummo. Thanks as always, Thomas.
Susan Brown Slizys art signature name
Jim, I have to say this image has become even more inportant in light of current events, And to think you had the forsight to download this in January. My only complaint is that you need to somehow add babys tool box - Maybe he should be standing on the tool box?
Jim Williams replied:
It's better than that. I'm going to post The Mayor's cards, which I made in August. Wish I'd posted it then, but I'll put it up.soon.
Hartmut Jager
Thank you Grandmaster JIM for your most splendid, although somewhat outrages family photo of Donald Trump's family -or alternatively the the current (2016) USA Quack Election Circus. ;-)
Bunny Clarke
I thought I had a wild imagination. Wow! Great satire on our current times. May God help us this election year.
Bill OConnor
when are you going to post the Hilary and Obama in jail photos?
Jim Williams replied:
Do I have to write for you too? That's your job, Bill. No thanks, writing for me is enough. But you're perfectly free to make up absurd stuff like O&H going to jail. Thanks for the post. BTW, I'm serious about you trying your hand at writing. If you do, I have a group for stories, TELL TALL TALES. Hope to see you there.
Alana Thrower
So farther to the right and not even in the building I am totally amused! Your mind is a thing of wonder! l/f/g+
Lynda Lehmann
WOW, good job! I agree, a poultry excuse for a party! And ALL quackers! (Yes, we're wearing the puns thin.) FL, great creativity!
Lyric Lucas
Quacks me up! :)
Jim Williams replied:
They're a poultry excuse of a political party, fowl GOD-bird chicken-hawks that follow blindly like geese on a string. And I'm running out of terrible bird puns. Thanks, Lyric.
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