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Bugatti Greeting Card featuring the painting A Selfish Pair Of Jeans by Patrick Anthony Pierson

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A Selfish Pair Of Jeans Greeting Card




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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.

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Artist's Description

I can't help it; the desire to win is in my Jeans. For my money, there's nothing so satisfyingly life-affirming, so pedal-to-the-metal invigorating as a well-tailored pair of Jeans, but don't tell them that; their needs usually come before my own. Yes, fool for my Jeans though I may be - and much wiser for it, I might add - sooner would I risk my own life in a race to the finish than allow my Jeans to be judged by those who would hold my achievements in low esteem. Certainly, it can be argued that those who know how to win the race often outnumber those who know how to make proper use of their victories, but most have no idea of the hidden potential that lies within the creases and folds of a smooth, well-worn pair of Jeans. As everyone knows, we Andromedarians are veritable racing machines created by our Jeans, drivers whose next win depends solely on the efficiency of the body for which the existence of a good pair of Jeans is even justified, a body that they helped to build, no less...

About Patrick Anthony Pierson

Patrick Anthony Pierson

Patrick Pierson: A TABLEAU OF DREAMS, NO LIMITS Born Patrijk Anton-Piers in 1953 on the outskirts of Utrecht in the Kingdom of the Netherlands, the artist changed his name to Patrick Pierson in 1991 when he and his family immigrated to America. Initially represented and published by the Meisner Gallery in New York City, Patrick eventually settled in Palm Beach, Florida and established Fyshwerks Studio Gallery - a fine art studio, smithy, display gallery and publishing house that would become the birthplace for the creatures that were destined to inhabit the realm of Planet Zootopia.

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