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Dream Greeting Card featuring the photograph As If I Have No Pants by Bob Orsillo

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As If I Have No Pants Greeting Card




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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.

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1 - 2 business days

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Charlotte, NC

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Amazing work of art, Bob! f/l

Awesome Photo and processing! l/f

Wonderful direction of light and shadows! Amazing!

Superb composition!

Cheryl, I wanted to say what you did, but I wholeheartedly concur!! ;)

Excellent work.


Bob, The light and shadows in this image are absolutely are so talented. Nicely done. v/f

I would be very dejected and hiding in an alley if I had no pants... Very emotive work F/L

So beautiful work Bob, great photograph!!l love your work!~! take care and have a great week my friend!! lfv

Very nice lighting Bob! Well done.

Great subject, wonderful composition and depth strengthened with the monochrome hues.

Fantastic work, Bob !!! L/F

Cool title, Bob! Where are those pants??? L/F

excellent and very original work ! Great emotianal image ! My compliments ! LF!

What a wonderful work Bob.....beautifully done with the light and subject!! I agree with others..this is a masterpiece!! :) l/f/t/g/su!!

PS Congratulations on your sale!!!!! :))

Amazing light and shadow, Bob! Wow!!!!!! You truly are a master, my friend! L/F

Outstanding work, Bob!

Great!! Love the title. :) L/T/P

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As if I have no pants - Original fine art black and white nude photography by Bob Orsillo. Copyright (c)Bob Orsillo / All Rights Reserved Buy art online. Buy photography online

About Bob Orsillo

Bob Orsillo

Thank you for your interest in the Art of Bob Orsillo *Orders are printed and shipped by Fine Art America / you have any questions about your order, you can call them any time at 877-807-5901.24 hours per day 7 days per week.Every purchase includes a money-back guarantee. Copyright (c)Bob Orsillo All Rights Reserved.

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Fine Art America sells thousands of pieces of artwork each month - all with a 100% money-back guarantee.   We take great pride in the fact that hundreds of thousands of artists have chosen Fine Art America to fulfill their orders, and we look forward to helping you select your next piece!

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