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Robot Greeting Card featuring the painting Wanna Screw by Chris Fifty-one

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Wanna Screw Greeting Card




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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.

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Charlotte, NC

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F* Of! are you nuts!

Very humourous, well seen rendition of its double entendre! Congratulations on your sale :) L/F

this is fantastic - love your sense of humor :)

Congrats on your sale.

Great. Congratulations Chris.

Congratulations on your sale!!!

Chris Love this one Congrats on your sale!!!


Congratulations on your sale!!

Chris,This is one great work of art you have even made them smile.Congrats on your great sale!!!

Congratulations on your sale

Congratulations on your sale!

nice! Congrats on your sale Chris.

How cute! Love your use of light.

Delightful whimsy.

HAHA! This is fantastic!

Uh Oh,...hope they're well oiled or sparks are gonna fly..............good stuff

Love this piece, we have similar thinking in some of our work

Love this piece, we have similar thinking in some of our work

Love it! Congrats on your sale!

Nice art, congratulations. Joni

Fun, screweeey but I love it!

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Artist's Description

This painting was actually kicked out of our local Mayor's art show. They said it was too intense and suggestive for families. I said that they were a bunch of old stuffy conservative bitches and should not be involved in art if they are going to censor something as humorous and innocent as this painting. Needless to say, i never will enter another painting in their stupid show! They even changed my title to "Two Robots". Can you believe that? Bitches!

About Chris Fifty-one

Chris Fifty-one

I am a tattoo artist from Springfield, (real home of the Simpson's) Oregon. Tattooing is my life and painting is my life's blood. I would describe my work as low-brow-illustrative; I basically like to take subjects from my childhood that are out of character that show a lot of emotion. I also like to paint pretty trees & flowers, in a twisted almost sinister manner. I have recently come out of the Star Trek closet to confirm that i am, and have always been Trekkie at heart. I own and operate Area 51 Tattoo with my wife, Bobbi Jo. I love life.

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